Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Easter Bunny banned in Rhode Island... for being too Christian???

I honestly originally thought this had to be a Scrappleface spoof.

Sadly, it's not:

A Rhode Island public school has decided the Easter bunny is too Christian and renamed him Peter Rabbit, and a state legislator is so hopping mad he has introduced an "Easter Bunny Act" to save the bunny's good name.

Oh, yeah. Sure. Let me just open up my Bible to Egg-lesiastes. Here we go. Chapter 1, verse 1. "And the Lord did sayeth, 'Let us maketh a bunny in man's image. He shalt walketh uprighteth, haveth a zipper upon his back and his head shalt be removable. He shalt carryeth a basket filled with plastic eggs of many pastel colors. Many children will flee-eth from his presence and their terror shalt be sharedeth with the multitudes on America's Funniest Home Videos.'"

Stupid P.C. administrators. Man...

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